How do you think this will go on the last day?
God: Do I know you?
Person: Well, I did not go to church because my parents made me.
God: Jesus willing died for you.
Person: Well, I did not go to church because I was mad at my pastor.
God: You were angry at the man I sent to preach the Gospel? Was he preaching heresy? Was he not preaching the Gospel, administering the Sacraments and forgiving and retaining sins?
Person: God, it is not my fault, it is your fault (Gen. 3:12). It’s someone else’s fault.
God: I the Lord your God am a jealous God, thus, as you sow, so shall you reap.
New challenge, how about one of my favorites, discern what is wrong with the following statement:
What is wrong with this bumper sticker?
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